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Koka wa Greenwood!
A shameless parody and humour fic brought to you by Mel and Yen.
All characters are owned by Yukie Nasu
So please don’t sue!
COMMENTS however are always welcome
[I]
It was a nice cheerful day in Japan and Shinobu and Mitsuru were enjoying themselves in the park when suddenly, evil chuckles filled the air.
All of the surroundings abruptly disappeared and Shinobu could only narrow his eyes as he waited for the inevitable punch line.
It had to be one of those crazed fanfic writers again. It was the second one this week.
(SHINOBU!) boomed a loud voice and a yelp could be heard.
(Yen, turn the volume down!)
(Why?)
(Because it’s hurting my ears, that’s why!)
(You’re no fun. *grumble*)
Shinobu sighed to himself as he waited until the sounds of fumbling died down, hoping that there was a very big mistake somewhere in fanfic world.
(Hi Shinobu!) A voice boomed out, dripping with genki-ness.
“Hi?” answered our reluctant hero reluctantly. “What am I doing here?”
(Muffled discussion)
(We’re going to play a game.) Replied the said voice cheerily and Shinobu’s eyes narrowed in suspicion.
“What kind of game?”
A snort could be heard. (Told you he would be suspicious.)
(Well duh, wouldn’t you be if you were suddenly dragged from your world and you *know* that you’re a manga character with tons of fangirls after you and they seem to enjoy Mitsuru-Shinobu relationship?)
(Pause. Good point.)
(Relax. It’s a very easy game. We’re going to be controlling things from here on in, and all you have to do to win the game is get Mitsuru to kiss a girl! There, easy huh?)
Shinobu stared at the fathomless darkness around him and cocked an eyebrow. “What’s the catch?”
(Catch? Mel, did you have a catch? I didn’t have a catch. Anybody here have a catch?)
Shinobu sighed and nodded. “Fine, can we hurry it up and get me out of here. I have homework to do, some administrative work to clear, several betting pools to run, information to collect and a sister to torment. Plus I need a smoke.”
(You do know that smoking is bad for your health, don’t you?)
Shinobu stared at the shadows with narrowed eyes and one could almost see the shadows drawing back.
(Erm… heheh, on to our game, there are just a couple of simple rules for you to follow.)
(One, you will have to play Cupid in the next scene.)
(Two, you’re not allowed to
tell Mitsuru about what you’re doing or reveal yourself at any time.)
(Three, generic girl type is fine for kissing unless specific female is provided for you to match with Mitsuru.)
(Four, you are only allowed to use the implements provided and your brains. No outside tools allowed.)
(Five, game isn’t over until we say it’s over. New games will be started should we not be happy with the results and any cheating will result in the beginning of a new game. Okay?)
(Actually, in this case, I don’t see how he has a choice in this matter.)
(Mel!!)
“Wait! What’s that about…”
Shadows swirled around him to disappear as they revealed a new landscape. “… the game restarting?”
He finished with a groan before becoming painfully aware that something was different.
He was at waist level with the people around him.
He was flying to be at waist level with the people around him.
He was holding a bow.
He had a quiver of arrows on his back.
It was starting to get drafty.